...as they are also "snowflaked" by the LEGO company , the publishers of Roald Dahl books, and Mr. Potato Head, and countless others...simply for making a business decision that they failed to think of first.

Sounds a lot like jealousy.

The truest statement I know of is the one about the right having ZERO sense of irony. (It's certainly the one I use the most!)

Thanks, Randy, from another guy in his 60s, and living in the deep south generationally.