"First Amendment"

Lauren,

I do understand how confusing numbers can be.

Especially after The Killer Wail's claim that he will give much love to the under-educated created an unstoppable race to the bottom (what I refer to as "the duming-down of Ameracuh(sic)"), especially for those gaining math skills at a bowling alley.

And I understand your then future husband got kinda stuck at the number "one".

But even number ONE comes before TWO.

Thank you, LB, for having someone read this to you.

Thank you, Caren. (Maybe I need to work on the anger a bit? You should have seen my first version!)