Greetings, Darht.

Some years ago I came up with a business plan.

I would offer a service to those waiting to be "raptured". For a monthly fee, I would perform services that, following rapture, "the raptured" would be unable to perform: freeing pets, delivering messages (generally presumed to say, "I'm saved AND YOU'RE NOT!"), watering plants, caring for elderly atheistic relatives, and whatever incidentals someone needed dealt with. And of course, at the moment of rapture, all fees would end. (A bargain, really, since every "believer" I know of believes rapture will occur sometime today, but most likely after lunch.)

I actually considered this as a possibility, but my sense of morality never allowed me to go beyond a mental exercise. (Very unlike Jerry Falwell. In the early 80s he promoted Reagan's plans to increase all things nuclear, claiming this support would trigger the second coming. But at the same time, he used it as a springboard for the Moral Majority, making donation pleas of at minimum $50/month. Evangelicals always have a plan...and a backup.)

My friend, take this gift and do with it as you may wish. My sense of morality has shifted dramatically, as these fools put Frump the Plump Grump in office.