Having spent some 50 of my 63 years in the deep south (SC, and that's Frump country almost like no other), even as a lifelong Democrat, I would never leave America (unless New Zealand made an offer, of course.).

Frump is really mostly a matter of degree to most of us. At least I know who my enemies generally are...people who look just like me (except for the shirt. One of which is today's avatar.)

GREAT piece! Thank you for sharing.