I mean no harm, but this 50-year lapsed Christian has a method for (at least) controlling the narrative when "evangelTrumpers" go insane on me. (And if I am being redundant, I apologize even more greatly. Perhaps I’ve become a greater Medium presence than I imagined I’d be.)

When I'm told that God chose Thump to lead us, I simply ask them who God's favorite angel had been, before he was cast down from heaven.

If God can make a "tactical error" concerning Lucifer, why can he not have made at least the same error concerning Mump?

Brilliant piece. Thank you.