Where have you been all my life?!

So many worries, all so easily resolved! I am in the process of getting the hand checked, but it's currently considered "non-essential". As is doing something about the titanium plate in my neck. They aren't intended to simply be left there forever, so to compensate I wear a rigid neck brace several hours each day. That helps provide support to a neck no longer able to provide proper support to my head. (Not to whine....and more than "necessary" (whining IS essential), but that surgery was possibly the worst mistake of a lifetime. (MINE specifically.)

Fortunately, most physical things happen so gradually that they can generally be compensated for.

Later, Paul. (I've now been prohibited from speaking in the house, so finding new ways to accomplish even the simplest tasks will add an interesting challenge to my life. (Please don't ask. You really don't want to know.)

Not sure Frump the Plump Grump even has family jewels, much less any others. Maybe a ruby in his navel?