"This is a person with no military training. He’s old and overweight. He takes blood pressure pills and heart medicine. Yet faced with the prospect of a hypothetical attack from the US military, he sees himself as a champion on a hill fending off an army of darkness."

I wrote a semi-satirical piece a while back, somewhat in the voice of the southern, gun owning Trump supporter, and considering the two articles of yours I've just read, I felt compelled to share it with you. Sorry, but there may be some value hidden within.

(Yes, to paraphrase, people who link to themselves are very likely also have other unpleasant habits.)

https://foofaraw.medium.com/lies-for-breakfast-lunch-and-dinner-420c272ed7d0